Megan Fox FHM Sexiest Woman in 2009, FHM �100 Sexiest Women In The World� 2009 Full List

Ok so I know that Maxim recently listed their annual hot 100 of the 100 hotties hotties that ever hotted, but now FHM has unveiled their own list which is pretty much the same except filled with more "UGH!" and a dash of "I just vomitted" and a heaping helping of "NO." Everyone knows these lists are basically bullshit and filled with the same, stale snatch year after year after year, but I'm dropping it on you just so we can giggle together about the silliness of these lists and the absurdity of how they can narrow down what's sexy so precisely. Case in point: Although Olivia Wilde was named Maxim's sexiest woman alive, she doesn't even make the grade on FHM's list. In other words, someone can be the sexiest woman in the world to some people, and not even worth the time for others making these lists essentially useless.

Another thing that makes this list so invalid is the selection of Heidi Montag as the 8th sexiest person in the world. That bitch has been sliced and diced and altered to the point where she is nothing but an empty shell of silicon, collegen, and bullshit. 8th sexiest in the world-can you imagine?
I will hollar at Scarlett Johansson and Madeline Zima though. Those are definitely two of the most beautiful women around. Very Botticelli. I love that.
Anyway here's the rest of the list. Who do you think is the sexiest woman alive?

The List
100. Rachel Ray
99. Odette Yustman
98. Whitney Port
97. Moon Bloodgood
96. Miranda Kerr
95. Tricia Helfer
94. Isla Fisner
93.Emma Stone
92. Leighton Meester
91. Emmanuelle Chriqui
90. Kristen Stewart
89, Adrianna Costa
88 Abbey Clancy
87 - Cheryl Cole
86 - Rachel Bilson
85 - Kristen Bell
84 - Olga Kurylenko
83 - Maria Sharapova
82 - Heidi Klum
81 - Carlee Ranger
80 - Evangeline Lilly
79 - Karolina Kurkova
78 - Rihanna
77 - Eva Longoria
76 - Ashlan Gorse
75 - Tina Fey
74 - Michelle Rodriguez
73 - Christina Ricci
72 - Keeley Hazell
71 - Maria Menounos
70 - Carla Bruni
69 - AnnaLynne McCord
68 - Malin Akerman
67 - Kelly Brook
66 - Nicole Scherzinger
65 - Selita Ebanks
64 - Alessandra Ambrosio
63 - Rachel Weisz
62 - Pamela Anderson
61 - Halle Berry
60 - Anna Faris
59 - Ashley Tisdale
58 - Bar Refaeli
57 - Zooey Deschanel
56 - Kate Hudson
55 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
54 - Emma Watson
53 - Eliza Dushku
52 - Liv Tyler
51 - Samaire Armstrong
50 - Jennifer Aniston
49 - Amber Heard
48 - Mischa Barton
47 - Katherine Heigl
46 - Rachel McAdams
45 - Holly Valance
44 - Shakira
43 - Monica Bellucci
42 - Vanessa Hudgens
41 - Keira Knightley
40 - Hilary Duff
39 - Blake Lively
38 - Cameron Diaz
37 - Gisele Bundchen
36 - Carmen Electra
35 - Christina Aguilera
34 - Sienna Miller
33 - Beyonc� Knowles
32 - Jessica Simpson
31 - Kate Winslet
30 - Kim Kardashian
29 - Salma Hayek
28 - Charlize Theron
27 - Summer Glau
26 - Ali Larter
25 - Freida Pinto
24 - Anna Friel
23 - Kristin Kreuk
22 - Lindsay Lohan
21 - Mila Kunis
20 - Diora Baird
19 - Eva Mendes
18 - Hayden Panettiere
17 - Natalie Portman
16 - Kate Beckinsale
15 - Angelina Jolie
14 - Erica Durance
13 - The Veronicas
12 - Britney Spears
11 - Marisa Miller
10 - Katy Perry
9 - Anne Hathaway
8 - Heidi Montag
7 - Elisha Cuthbert
6 - Adrianna Lima
5 - Madeline Zima
4 - Jessica Biel
3 - Scarlett Johansson
2 - Jessica Alba
1 - Megan Fox

Bonus gallery for Elliot in the Morning fans
Scarlett Johansson.














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Anna Friel






Madeline Zima